Cynics Unlimited

The CPC is cracking down on immigration. Wait - before “old Canada” flutters to orgasm, keep reading (National Post) -

The federal government proposes to ban immigrants who want to come to Canada as exotic dancers, the immigration minister announced Wednesday.Canada will ban immigrants who want to come to Canada as exotic dancers, the federal government announced Wednesday.

“I’m proud to announce that later today I will table legislation to help prevent vulnerable foreign workers such as strippers from being exploited or abused,” Immigration Minister Diane Finley told the House of Commons during question period.

The proposed legislation seeks to amend the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act to authorize the citizenship and immigration minister to instruct immigration officers to deny work permits to foreign strippers, Ms. Finley said.

Staying true to the site slogan, let’s dissect what might be behind this proposed ban. After all, letting a few strippers in the country is neither here nor there in terms of numbers and P.M. Harper isn’t exactly a Christian fundamentalist.

Chances are this move is a swipe at organized crime. Diane Finley’s comments about exploitation refer not so much to the idea of a woman dancing in front of men as the circumstances under which these women perform their duties. Most of them are controlled by Asian, Russian and Biker gangs - forced to live under lock and key while being expected to do just a little bit more for their patrons than the average stripper.

Many men who frequent these institutions prefer foreign strippers -

• As mentioned above, they are willing to go a little further, which usually means touching or full-on intercourse. Basically, dancing turns into full-on prostitution and sometimes the women have no say in the matter

• As a broad generalization, foreign strippers tend to be more fit than the local girls. Generally speaking, there is a pecking order for domestic ladies that wish to use their looks and sexuality to get ahead -

The Glamour Girl Pecking Order:

1. Entertainer (meaning actress or singer)
2. Model
3. Sunshine Girl
4. Car Show Girl
5. Stripper
6. Prostitute
7. pr0n

The worse a gal’s lot in life, the lower on the totem pole she reaches, or so it would seem. Thus, by the time a local woman makes it to stripper, she’s typically past her glory days, nursing a drug habit and possibly has kids to feed. This pales in comparison to the nice looking Asian and Eastern European immigrants who may also have kids to feed and want a better life. Regardless, this form of immigration encourages borderline slavery and the government is right to crack down.